Thursday, March 2, 2023

151) Antlers (2021)


Director
Scott Cooper

Cast
Keri Russell - Julia Meadows
Jesse Plemons - Paul Meadows
Jeremy T. Thomas - Lucas Weaver
Scott Haze - Frank Weaver
Sawyer Jones - Aiden Weaver
Graham Greene - Warren Stokes
Amy Madigan - Ellen Booth


For some reason, I've been asked by a handful of friends and acquaintances if I had seen the 2021 movie "Antlers."
I hadn't until now.
Honestly, I had little interest in seeing it. However, Guillermo Del Toro's name as well the producer alongside Scott Cooper as director piqued my interest once I found out they were involved. I initially missed those details.
I admire Del Toro's visual style but often his stories are not my glass of beer. 
Cooper, on the other hand, has been involved in some popular films. He stars in a favorite movie of mine - "Get Low" (2009). 
"Antlers" takes place in Cispus Falls, located in Central Oregon. Some guy named Frank Weaver (Scott Haze) along with an accomplice operate a meth lab deep within an abandoned mine. 
Frank has his seven-year-old son, Aiden (Sawyer Jones), wait in the truck while he and this accomplice finish up their meth manufacturing shenanigans. When the two hear strange noises from within the mine, they investigate because that's what people have to do in horror movies despite any warnings or protests. As expected, they're attacked by some kind of unseen monster.
The story shifts to three weeks later. Frank's 12-year-old son, Lucas (Jeremy T. Thomas) is a lonely kid who roams the town killing small animals or collecting roadkill and taking them home. 
His quiet melancholy demeanor, disturbing drawings, and the constant bullying he endures at school captures the attention and sympathy of his teacher Julia (Keri Russell).
Julia lives with her brother, Paul (Jesse Plemons), who's the local sheriff. She's returned to Cispus Falls soon after her mentally ill, alcoholic and abusive father committed suicide.
Having suffered sexual abuse as a child at the hands of her father, she suspects Lucas may be going through some kind of abuse at home. 
First, Julia visits Lucas's house unannounced. No one answers the door, but she hears strange sounds coming from within which scares her away.
She then tries to connect with Lucas by following him into town and then "bumping" into him by chance outside an ice cream parlor where she offers to treat him.
He accepts the on-the-spot invitation. However, he soon tells Julia not to come by the house and to also stop following him. 
It's revealed through a flashback that while Frank and Aiden, who wandered into the mine after his dad didn't come out, survived the attack. Frank became possessed by this monster, which turned him into a ravenous animalistic version of his former self. Aiden is also affected somehow but he remains relatively normal. 
Lucas keeps both of them locked up in the attic and feeds them the dead animals he collects. 
Meanwhile, the remains of Frank's accomplice from the beginning are found in the woods. The majority of what's left of him looks like it was devoured by animals.
The rest of his remains are found in the mine. A piece of an antler is also found in inside. 
Julia goes to the school principal, Ellen (Amy Madigan), to ask if she'll look in on Lucas and talk to his father about the school's concerns. 
Of course, when Ellen arrives at the house, it appears that no one's home. 
She also hears odd sounds coming from inside. But she, in true horror movie fashion, decides to walk in and see where the noises are coming from. 
Ellen makes her way to the locked attic door. She unlocks it and walks in, seeing Aiden who's dirty, thin, and looking miserable. She doesn't see his dad. You know as soon as she walks up the front steps of the house that things aren't going to end well with her. This is the movie's most terrifying moment which isn't saying much. 
After Ellen is reported missing, Julia finds her car at Lucas's house. 
The cops show up and find what's left of Ellen along with Frank. Whatever was possessing Frank escaped his body and left Frank's remains on the floor. Aiden is missing, though. 
Lucas shows up and is taken to the hospital where the doctor tells Julia and Paul that he's malnourished and dehydrated. They allow him to stay at their house. 
Meanwhile, Julia shows the antlers and Lucas's pictures to Warren Stokes (Graham Greene), a Native American expert of spooky mythological monsters.
He identifies the antlers and the creature in Lucas's drawings as a wendigo - a demon of Algonquin lore that possesses people and is passed from person to person.
Turns out Frank was possessed by one of these wendigos and Aiden is a part of it. So, Paul and Julia take it upon themselves to take care of the issue. Of course, as horror movies go, things don't turn out quite as planned. 
"Antlers" is simply a fancy new creature feature movie with a hint of allegory surrounding drug use and child abuse, and with Guillermo Del Toro's name attached to it.  
Del Toro is superb at creating a distinct atmosphere that can be chilling and fantastical. He has a unique style when it comes to his creatures. And he accomplishes that with "Antlers." The atmosphere is mostly dark and damp. But the visuals and effects (however little of it there is) are great. Otherwise, the story is rushed through and gives the audience very little outside of a quick allegory, some blood and
 Jeremy T. Thomas in "Antlers."
gore, and characters who are pretty much forgettable. There's little about the characters that allow the audience to take interest in them. Lucas being a child in peril, having to take care of his possessed father and little brother. Children, the most innocent among us, depicted in peril always pulls at the heart strings. That gives the audience something to be invested in as far as he's concerned. The rest of the characters are dull and forgettable. These characters are planted in the story but offer nothing grab the audience's interest. 
I found "Antlers" underwhelming and weak as far as the story goes. Even with the drug/ child abuse allegory, by the end it just feels like a quick thrill monster movie with a rushed story meant to give the audience a quick thrill...that barely works. To its credit, though, the story doesn't completely depend on blood, guts, and gore to frighten the audience. It tries to let the nasty old monster do the work. That doesn't help the fact that the entire story feels haphazard, lacking and unconvincing. By the end, "Antlers" is another substandard creature feature that takes itself too seriously because something Native American is tossed in. It's $5 bargain bin filler I'm sure I'll find at Walmart in the near future.
The intrigue that it builds throughout the story goes up in a is a puff of smoke by the end, leaving room for a sequel that would probably be the same thing as before. 
By the way, I haven't seen Amy Madigan in a while. I remember her best from John Hughes' comedy "Uncle Buck" and the 1993 Stephen King film "The Dark Half." 
But her character, sadly, succumbs to the age-old horror trop seen all too often - the bad decision. Still, what's a horror movie without a blatantly bad decision or two? 

Sunday, February 19, 2023

150) The Exorcist III (1990)


Director
William Peter Blatty

Cast
George C. Scott - Lt. William Kinderman
Ed Flanders - Fr. Joseph Dyer
Brad Dourif - James Venamun
Jason Miller - Damien Karras
Scott Wilson - Dr. Temple
Nicol Williamson - Father Morning


A fifth installment in "The Exorcist" series is scheduled to be released from Blumhouse Productions later this year, with David Gordon Green set to direct. I mention Green in my previous "Halloween Kills" review. 
According to Yahoo! Entertainment News this fifth movie is supposed to ignore all sequels following the 1973 film "The Exorcist," which is based on the novel of the same name by William Peter Blatty and directed by William Friedkin. In other words, it's going to be another one of those retcon movies the kids are all takin' about nowadays. 
Ellen Burstyn, who plays Chris MacNeil, the mother of the young possessed Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair) in the first movie is supposed to return to the role once again for the first time in fifty years. 
It seems these kinds of movies, which I call "where are they now" flicks, are the current trend in Hollywood. 
These movies involve aged actors returning to roles they played thirty, forty, or fifty years ago. It's generally a surprise to audiences to see these stars take on roles they haven't played in so long.
Harrison Ford returning as Han Solo in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" comes to mind first. 
Hollywood has even brought actors back from the dead just to portray characters one more time such as the late Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin in "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and the late Harold Ramis as the ghost of Egon Spengler in "Ghostbusters: Afterlife." Both actors died before these movies even went into production.
"The Exorcist" is still referred to as the "scariest movie ever made." I wrote about that topic back in 2020. It's no wonder Hollywood wants to squeeze whatever money is left out of the franchise. The devil is scary, but profitable. 
This piece of horror movie news encouraged me to take a look at "The Exorcist III," released in 1990, for my 150th horror review. I don't remember when I last watched "The Exorcist III." I've always considered it the best of the sequels.
When it comes to the films that follow "The Exorcist," it's quite a mixed bag. Unlike the first movie, the sequel "Exorcist II: The Heretic" is still considered one of the worst horror sequels ever made. It's a well-deserved label, too. It's a terrible film that takes the storyline into a place that resembles a nightmarish fever dream. It's bizarre, in a ludicrous way. It's completely non-scary. It's unintentionally laughable. And it has nothing to do with heretics. So, the title doesn't make any sense. The heretic? What heretic? They might as well have called it "Exorcist II: The Birthday Cake." That makes just as much sense. 
In 2004, a prequel was released called "Exorcist: The Beginning" directed by Renny Harlin and starring Stellan Skarsgård as Fr. Lankester Merrin - the exorcist from the first film originally played by Max von Sydow. 
Brad Dourif as the 'Gemini Killer' in "The Exorcist III."
It turns out this version is a retooled movie called "Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist" directed by Paul Schrader which also stars Stellan Skarsgård along with a completely different cast from "Exorcist: The Beginning." 
"Dominion" was released in 2005. And it ended up being worse than "Exorcist: The Beginning." I don't even remember which version I saw. I just know I saw one of them, and it was a poor movie. It's not as bad as the "The Birthday Cake" but it's still a big letdown. 
Yet, somehow, "Exorcist III" manages to be a decent sequel in the series. Then again, considering what preceded it, that probably works in the film's favor. 
Directed by William Peter Blatty and based on his 1983 novel "Legion," which was meant to be the title of part three, this installment takes place 15 years after Regan's exorcism... or 17 years if you go by the film's trailer.
The movie centers on Lt. William Kinderman (George C. Scott) who is played in the original film by Lee J. Cobb. By the way, Scott later took on another role once played by Cobb. He plays juror number three in the 1997 TV movie "12 Angry Men." Cobb played the same role in the 1957 movie.
Anyways, Kinderman and his Jesuit priest buddy, Fr. Joseph Dyer (Ed Flanders) are close friends following the events of part one. They still grieve over the death of their friend, Fr. Damien Karras S.J. (Jason Miller) who died after Regan's exorcism by falling down a long flight of stairs. That was in the first movie, if you haven't seen it. 
The film opens with a demonic presence bursting through the doors of a Catholic Church, causing the eyes on a crucifix above the altar to open. Evil challenging God. 
Murders have been taking place around the district of Georgetown. These murders resemble those of serial killer James Venamun, who went by the moniker "the Gemini Killer." Venamun terrorized the area 15 years before but was shot and killed by police.  
The next day, Kinderman is called to a murder scene involving a young black boy named Thomas Kintry.
Though the method of Kintry's murder matches the Gemini's modus operandi, the fingerprints found at his murder scene, and other murder scenes around Georgetown, are all different. 
Continuing the storyline of Kinderman's fondness for movies as seen in part one, he and Fr. Dyer go to a showing of "It's a Wonderful Life." After the movie, they go grab a coffee together, during which time Kinderman tells the priest about what the killer did to Kintry's body. Kinderman is trying to wrap his head around these extremely violent crimes and hopes his priest friend might have an answer as to how people can do such things to others. He does have an answer, but Kinderman has seen too much of society's darkest and cruelest side to just accept it.
Soon after, a priest named Fr. Tom Kanavan (Harry Carey, Jr.) is murdered while hearing confessions. He's killed in a disturbing scene in which the voice of an old lady in the confessional begins telling the priest how she murdered those victims that Kinderman is investigating.
Later, Dyer becomes sick and ends up in the hospital. 
The day after Kinderman goes to visit him, Fr. Dyer is found murdered in his hospital bed. 
Like all the other murders, including Kintry's and Fr. Kanavan's, Dyer iss decapitated. Also, his killer placed Dyer's entire blood supply into several cups on the table next to his bed without spilling a drop. And the words "It's a wonderfull [sic] life" are written in Dyer's blood above the bed. 
While questioning hospital staff, Kinderman tells the head of the hospital that the three latest murders match the Gemini's motus operandi, the true details of which were never told to the public. Yet, the murders follow those same details the police kept secret.
Kinderman speaks with the head of the psychiatric ward, Dr. Temple (Scott Wilson), who tells him about an amnesia patient in their care whom police found wandering aimlessly 15 years ago. 
George C. Scott as Lt. Kinderman, originally
played by Lee J. Cobb in "The Exorcist" (1973).
As the murders began taking place, the patient started coming out of his catatonic state, acting violently and claiming to be the Gemini. 
Kinderman goes to speak with the patient (Brad Dourif). Afterwards, he's certain that this patient resembles his deceased friend, Fr. Karras. And the patient admits to him that he is the Gemini, revealing details about murders he committed 15 years ago. 
This movie jumps right into the story without delay. 
I'll say here that a lot of horror movies involving demons or the devil, and exorcisms, fall into a trope that annoys me. 
Often, such movies portray the devil and his minions as active and always putting on a show. That part is understandable as movies have to be entertaining, after all. Entertainment is rule number one. God, meanwhile, is off in some far-off place. A priest or pastor will do all they can to call on God to intervene. Nobody is really sure if He's going to show up or not. "The Exorcist" does that a bit but the movie still depicts what God can do over what the devil can do. 
"The Exorcism of Emily Rose" (2005) really portrays God's intercession wonderfully. Other movies in this horror subgenre focus more on what the devil can do over what God can do. Or, rather, what Hollywood writers think God and the devil can do. "The Exorcist III" leans a little too far into the "what the devil can do" trope. God's intervention, which is depicted in the exorcism at the end of the film is definitely sensationalized for entertainment purposes - more so than what's depicted in part one. Still, God does intervene.  
There's a lot of talking and a lot of subtleties, especially when it comes to the thriller elements. There's a fair amount of whispering from persons off-screen played over other scenes. Scenes transition very quickly, sometimes with quick voice overs. 
Mysterious and otherworldly images quickly appear at random. In one scene where Kinderman is talking to another Jesuit named Fr. Riley (Lee Richardson) about the investigations, a door in the priest's large office slowly opens on its own and Kinderman can hear whispering. He gets up to investigate as Fr. Riley, well, just sits at his desk as if he doesn't notice this police investigator getting up to look around. 
An image of a saint statue flashes on screen with it a demonic looking face and holding a dagger. A lot of these subtle scares and images are left for the audience to interpret.
The movie is a bit dry. It's saving grace is the casting of Dourif and Scott. 
Dourif really steals the show. He is fantastic in this movie. He takes his time and doesn't rush his performance playing a serial killer turned evil spirit. He throws every spec of energy he has into this role. 
Scott, who's already an amazing actor, has a dominating presence on screen. 
Scott subtly changes through the picture. Being a homicide detective, he's seen a lot of unspeakable horrors. He has seen the worst things a person can do to the innocent among us. It's no wonder he escapes reality by watching movies. 
In this movie, Kinderman is barely hanging on between keeping his wits together and losing them. Scott is an excellent choice for this role as he really conveys this characteristic of Kinderman. And he does it with subtlety - holding back tears at some points, or losing his patience when those around him don't cooperate. On top of this, his close friend is murdered in a really horrific way right in a hospital. 
Kinderman's inner turmoil comes through from time to time, but Scott portrays him as clearly holding it all inside, even when those emotions are too strong to hold back. Scott is brilliant at showing the audience a lot by showing just a little. His character's inner struggle all boils down to his speech at the final scene which begins with Kinderman, held against the wall by an unseen force, stating "I believe in death. I believe in disease."
The film overall keeps a steady pace with its thriller tones. There are some humorous moments, too, which blend into the overall serious tone of the film. 
For instance, when Kinderman and Fr. Dyer are leaving the movie theater, Fr. Dyer suggests Kinderman go home and rest. 
"I can't go home," Kinderman responds.
"Why," asks Fr. Dyer. 
"The carp."
Kinderman explains that his mother-in-law is visiting and wants to cook the family a carp for supper later in the week. 
While he has no objection to having carp for dinner, his mother-in-law thinks carp is filled with impurities. So, she purchased a live one and has kept it alive in the bathtub for the last three days. He complains to Dyer that the fish has been swimming up and down, and up and down, in his bathtub. 
"And I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it moving its gills" he says. 
Thanks to the carp, he hasn't been able to take a bath for three days. 
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep cause if I see it swimming, I'll kill it." 
Jason Miller returns as Fr. Damien Karras.
There are some things that I found a bit weak in the movie. For instance, in one scene when Kinderman is leaving the hospital, he heads to an elevator at the end of a hallway with a statue of Christ placed right next to the elevator. Kinderman would have to walk straight towards this statue to get to his elevator. The head of statue, though, has been broken off. And he doesn't seem to notice, nor say anything about it. This headless statue remains there throughout the movie. Why would a Catholic hospital leave a desecrated statue of Christ without a head in a place for all to see? Someone would have at least covered it up. Did no one in the hospital notice this headless statue? 
I also find it strange that no one recognized Fr. Karras for 15 years in the mental ward. And since that was Fr. Karras's body in the ward, didn't any of his fellow Jesuits wonder what happened to his body after he died in part one? Was there a funeral for him? If so, whom did they bury?
"The Exorcist III," certainly doesn't rely on blood and gore to be a horror movie. We never see any of these murders happen. We just hear about them after the fact with their horrid details and get glimpses of their aftermath. 
"The Exorcist III" takes the series back to a serious tone after part two took into some kind of acid trip. 
Like the first movie, part three also has a dream sequence. However, part three's dream sequence is an oddity all to itself. And it features a small list of notable cameos such as the model Fabio, basketball player Patrick Ewing, and Samuel L. Jackson in one of his earliest movie roles. Unfortunately, Jackson's one line is dubbed over. 
Also, TV personality Larry King has a quick cameo as a restaurant patron in another scene. 
And I swear there's a subtle nod in to the 1988 film "Child's Play" in which Dourif voices the evil doll "Chucky." 
While discussing the murders, the Gemini Killer tells Kinderman that it's "child's play, lieutenant." The scene then cuts to a little freckled boy in the hospital with red hair and blue eyes...like Chucky the doll. Maybe that's a coincidence. But I doubt it. They knew what they were doing.
The actual exorcism part is forced into the story so that the movie lives up to its title. 
Considering how dry the movie tends to feel, the exorcism does add some needed flavor despite being completely exaggerated for the sake of scares. 
The original ending had Kinderman walk into Venamun's cell at the hospital, shoot him, and then leave. It's very underwhelming if you happen to see it. I'm glad they changed it.
Speaking of the exorcism scene, a random priest named Fr. Morning (Nicol Williamson) shows up in the middle of the movie with no introduction. His initial scene doesn't connect with anything in the story. He then shows up again at the end to perform the exorcism on Karras. It's definitely just taped onto the story and is really far-fetched. The book "Legion" has no exorcisms. Yet, Hollywood needed to really tie part three in with the first movie. The fireworks are saved for this exorcism scene, gore and all. 
Despite all my nitpicks, I really like this movie, especially the performances. I can understand why some horror fans will find this a bit lackluster. All things considered, it is a decent tie in with part one, giving us something completely different than before. 

Monday, February 13, 2023

149) Halloween Ends (2022)


Director
David Gordon Green

Cast
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Rohan Campbell - Corey Cunningham
Andi Matichak - Allyson Nelson
James Jude Courtney - Michael Myers
Will Patton - Deputy Frank Hawkins

(Spoilers ahead

When it comes to the "Halloween" movies, director John Carpenter's original 1978 slasher flick about serial killer and mental patient Michael Myers, who escapes from a mental hospital 15 years after killing his sister, is certainly one of the most foundational films in the horror genre. In the first film, Myers returns to his hometown of Haddonfield, Ill, to continue his killing spree on Halloween night. Jamie Lee Curtis plays babysitter Laurie Strode who faces off with Myers to protect the children she’s watching over.
While I've only seen the first and second movie, and the most recent movies, "Halloween" (2018), "Halloween Kills" (2021) and this last one, I know the entire series demonstrates how Hollywood can milk one particular franchise for as much money as it possibly can. Hollywood, obviously, is in the business of making movies for profit. Still, the line-up of "Halloween" films after part one is pure confusion. I mentioned this in a previous review, but I'll reiterate. 
Carpenter’s film is followed by the sequel “Halloween II,” released in 1981.
The franchise moves completely away from Myers in the third movie “Halloween: Season of the Witch” which was released in 1982.
This third movie tells a new tale of terror that has nothing to do with the first two movies nor Haddonfield. Part three was to be the first in a series of horror anthology movies, each telling a unique tale centered around the Halloween holiday. Obviously, things didn't go as planned.
Fans were upset with this Myers-less “Halloween” film, so writers brought him back in “Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers” released in 1988.
Part five, “Halloween: The Revenge of Michael Myers” and part six, “Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers” were released in 1989 and 1995.
In 1998, the series takes a confusing turn as the writers-that-be in Hollywood decided to ignore parts three, four and five with a new direct sequel to the first two movies. They called this flick, “Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later.” Jamie Lee Curtis reprises her role as Laurie Strode, which she hadn’t portrayed since “Halloween II.”
It follows a post-traumatic Strode who fakes her own death in order to go into hiding from Myers.
Writers conjured up a sequel to "H20" that was released in 2002 called “Halloween: Resurrection.” The story still follows the same traumatized Strode, now in a mental facility.
Then things get even more confusing as shock-horror director, Rob Zombie, got in on the action with his own remakes – “Halloween” (2007) and “Halloween II” (2009).
Jamie Lee Curtis returns as
Laurie Strode in "Halloween Ends" (2022).
 After Zombie’s remakes, writers went back to the planning table and came up with “Halloween” (2018) which is, yet again, a direct sequel to the original 1978 movie, by-passing all other films. And the aforementioned "Halloween Kills" along with this movie are sequels to that 2018 reboot. How many start-overs can one story have? The answer is however many audiences are willing to pay to see.
But that first film from 1978 put Myers in an iconic spot within the rogue's gallery of other well-known movie monsters. And this time, it's Myers' final confrontation...again. Afterall, this recent installment has "end" in the title so that makes it pretty definite that this really is the final, final end. Or maybe that's what they want us to think.
"Halloween Ends" doesn't quite follow Myers and his on-going killing spree. Rather, the story centers on a young man named Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell). 
The film opens with Cunningham babysitting a kid named Jeremy on Halloween night of 2019.
Jeremy plays a prank on Cunningham by locking him in the attic. 
Corey panics and starts trying to kick the door open. He doesn't realize that Jeremy is on the other side of the door when it flies open. It hits Jeremy causing him to fall over the banister down three floors to the hard wood floor below, just as his parents return home. 
Three years go by, and a lot of residents in Haddonfield falsely believe Corey intentionally killed young Jeremy despite being cleared of the charges. 
Residents are also healing from the terror and murders Michael Myers inflicted on the town back in 2018. 
Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) is still living in Haddonfield, working on her memoir. She lives with her granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) and has let go of the fear and rage Myers left her with after all these decades. Instead, she is living her life and is as fear-free as she can be. However, residents blame Laurie for Myers' murders. They claim she provoked him with all of her frenzy from before. I don't get it. 
Myers, meanwhile, hasn't been seen in a few years. 
Allyson, who works as a nurse, develops feelings for Corey after a group of teenagers attack him. 
The two fall in love but things begin to change after the same group of teens toss Corey over a bridge after a Halloween party.
Knocked unconscious, he's dragged into a sewer by none other than Michael Myers who tries unsuccessfully to choke him. 
But Myers is weak and lets him go. Before he escapes, Corey looks Myers directly in the eyes. 
After this near-death experience, Corey begins developing a connection to Myers. A violent streak begins to grow in him. He finds himself continuing Myer's killing spree around Haddonfield. 
As he and Allyson start growing closer, Laurie starts suspecting something is terribly wrong with Corey, and thinks Meyers is somehow involved. 
Soon, Corey leads Myers to Laurie for yet another faceoff. And that's the most interesting part of the entire more. 
David Gordon Green, who directed the two "Halloween" films before this one, returns to the director's chair. And to his credit, the 2018 film is a decent horror movie which caught the feels and spirit of Carpenter's original film. Then again, why not just watch Carpenter's original film instead? 
The first 40 minutes of this new installment is all about Corey with a few mentions of Michael Myers here and there. When Myers finally show up, he's disappointingly reduced to a side character. Maybe the writers could have gotten away with this had "Halloween Ends" not been the third installment of a trilogy that started with 2018's "Halloween," and, therefore, was a highly anticipated movie. Fans had sat through the first two movies, suffering especially through "Halloween Kills." And this is the payoff they waited to see! Disappointing.
Andi Matichak and Rohan Campbell in "Halloween Ends."
Speaking of which, this movie makes me wonder why, aside from profit, "Halloween Kills" was produced in the first place. Now, after watching "Halloween Ends," it looks even more like a superfluous film. In my review for "Halloween Kills" which I wrote for my local newspaper, I called it "space-filler." Now it looks more like space-filler at its worst. Good job "Halloween Ends" for making a pointless movie even more pointless. That's quite a feat. 
In this final film, the majority of the story is mundane. It all leads up to the finale that fans wanted to see - Strode versus Myers - which is glued onto the overall premise like a kindergartner's art project. 
This is such a conceited film with a frustrating plot. 
Half of me wants to appreciate the attempt to take the Halloween storyline in a unique direction as seen in the early films (i.e. Myers' spirit). 
The other half of me wonders what the hell these writers were thinking. 
In this story, Michael Myers seems like an afterthought. It's as though midway through production, the writers remembered, "Oh, right. This is a Halloween movie. I guess we got to stick the boogeyman in here, somewhere."
The plot of Corey facing Myers right in the eye which somehow influences him to start killing alongside Myers is left to the interpretation of the audience. I thought, perhaps, the story was utilizing the premise seen in "Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers" which surrounds an ancient Druid curse called "Thorn" that drives a person to kill their own family on Halloween night goes. If that's the case, I think I missed it. 
Thankfully, in the spirit of the '78 film, Laurie Strode walks away once again as the strong female protagonist against the sadistic and deranged Myers. 
Too many slasher flicks went open season on young girls back in the 1970s, especially girls who conveyed mental strength in some way or another. "Halloween" didn't give audiences such a weak premise as other slashers did.
I was hesitant that this movie would kill off both Myers and Strode. Or worse, just Strode, while Myers would again walk away. I wouldn't put that past Hollywood. I was wrong. Myers dies and is destroyed at the hands of Strode. I'll give the film credit for maintaining Strode as the hero.
Even so, Myers' death strikes me as tacked on and forced. It seems like it's there because writers backed themselves into a corner, and now audiences expect to see Halloween's end. 
According to the various movie news sources, this is meant to be the last of the "Halloween" movies as far as David Gordon Green is concerned.
I hope that remains the case. But Hollywood always finds a way of continuously feeding audiences overplayed franchises again and again. Maybe they'll bring Myers back, or worse, pretend he didn't die. 
While the "Halloween" sequels have their fan base to some degree, depending on the sequel, it's a shame that the whole things ends on such a disappointing note, reducing the monster to a mere afterthought. 


Saturday, February 4, 2023

148) Smile (2022)

"It's smiling at me. But not a friendly smile. It's the worst smile I've ever seen in my life."

Director
Parker Finn

Cast
Sosie Bacon - Rose Cotter
Kyle Gallner - Joel
Jessie T. Usher - Trevor
Caitlin Stasey - Laura Weaver
Kal Penn - Dr. Morgan Desai
Robin Weigert - Dr. Madeline Northcott

(Spoilers ahead)


I have to admit that when it comes to modern mainstream horror movies, I tend to gloss over a lot of them. The only urge I have to check them out is for this blog's sake. Some horror films released in the last 10 years, other than sequels and reboots, such as "Get Out," "Hereditary," "Midsommar," "Split," "Happy Death Day" to drop a few titles, have grabbed my attention, and were rather decent horror flicks.
When the trailer for the 2022 psychological horror film "Smile" dropped, I wasn't impressed. It seemed like another standard horror flick with the same old shock elements and premises I've seen over and over again. It included a psychiatric ward, someone's traumatic experience (I admit those are often relatable), and an evil otherworldly entity. Evil entities suck! Traumatic experiences also suck. So, when the two are mixed together, it's supposed to make for a nasty experience.
The trailer left me with the impression that the movie was more about jump scares, hideous and horrific visuals, and a story that takes itself too seriously.
In this movie, Sosie Bacon, the daughter of actor Kevin Bacon (I didn't know that until after watching "Smile") plays psychiatric therapist Dr. Rose Cotter.
The story starts with Cotter meeting with a disturbed graduate student named Laura (Caitlin Stasey) who witnessed her college professor kill himself in a truly brutal manner. 
Laura claims she has been seeing an entity that takes the form of people she knows as well as completely strangers. But each time she sees the entity in the form of a person, they always have a sinister smile plastered on their face. And they tell her she's going to die.
During the consultation, Laura breaks down screaming at an invisible presence in the room before collapsing to the floor. 
After Cotter rushes to an emergency phone for help, she turns back around to see Laura standing with an evil grin and holding a shard of a broken vase that shattered on the floor. 
Cotter witnesses Laura cut her own throat with that shard from ear to ear before falling dead. 
The incident weighs heavily on Cotter, who soon begins experience strange incidents and sees people grinning sinisterly at her. Sinister grins are spooky, I guess. As these experiences start becoming more and more severe, Cotter begins questioning her sanity.
Sosie Bacon as Rose Cotter in 2022's "Smile."
She starts seeing her old therapist, Dr. Madeline Northcott (Robin Weigert) who thinks her turmoil stems from the stress of her work, witnessing Laura's suicide, and the unhealed wounds from childhood. 
During her youth, Cotter was alone when she saw her abusive, mentally ill mother slowly die from an overdose. 
She starts investigating these phenomena which leads her to other people who have experienced the same sort of things and have ultimately died. 
Among the individuals she speaks with is the widow of the professor who Laura saw take his life. 
Her hallucinations continue to grow more intense. While her fiancé Trevor (Jessie T. Usher) along with her sister think she's merely having a mental breakdown inherited from her mother, and offer no help, Cotter turns to her ex-boyfriend cop, Joel (Kyle Gallner), for help.
He tries to assist as best he can. Cotter figures out that this entity feeds on personal trauma and is passed onto other victims when they witness it kill someone under the appearance of suicide. 
The lines of reality and mental instability become blurred. Soon, Cotter realizes how she must face this otherworldly demon alone in a place where no one can find her so she cannot pass it onto someone else. 
So, did the movie exceed my poor expectations? Not really. It was, for the most part, what I initially thought it would be. 
"Smile" is another paranormal/psychological daisy chain horror story similar to films like "The Ring" (2002) or the "Saw" movies, albeit "Saw" is a psychological horror film rather than a paranormal one. Still, it's the same principle.  
In these sorts of movies, the only way for the main character to dispel or overcome the evil or curse haunting them is to pass it on to someone else. To be rid of evil, they have to commit evil. It's a terrible premise. No one comes out any better. Events go from bad to worse, and then the story is over. It's not really a resolution. It's just an ending. 
It also has all the standard formulaic modern horror elements. There's a protagonist already dealing with past ghosts (figurative speaking) that they're still haunted by decades later. That trauma has them already worn down to some degree. There's the edge-of-your-seat race against the clock. It's similar to the seven days until death as seen in the film "The Ring." In "Smile" Cotter figures out she has about a week to until she dies based on the fate of everyone else who dealt with this thing before her.
Again, it's hard to tell what's real and what's delusion. 
They main character investigates the situation, so the audience can figure out the scenario along with the protagonist. 
Jack Sochet as patient Carl Renken.
The unstoppable evil, in some form or another, takes control and the protagonist is powerless against it. No matter how much knowledge they acquire, they're only option is to succumb to the evil or commit an evil act to appease the terrible thing haunting them. No matter what, their only resolution is evil. There's nothing heroic. There's nothing relatable. They're stuck against their will with fear and trouble, and goodness is unobtainable.
Though Cotter figures out a few things about what's going on, she doesn't succeed in anything. Her fate is no different than those before her. And it all ends on a cliffhanger that leaves room for a potential sequel. I'm not surprised. 
Having stated all that, it goes without saying that the story is rather predictable with its standard dose of grotesqueries and jump scares. 
Aside from some intrigue and a few frights, I found this story dull and unoriginal. 
It tries to leave the audience with a shocking memorable scene or two that'll stick in their collective memory, likely be talked about for ages to come. That scene takes place when the entity rips its face off screaming at the end. 
While "Smile" does have some draw which kept me interested until the end, along with some barely enough frightening elements, it's just another story full of old, overplayed tropes seen several times before in several other modern horror films. It takes itself seriously but doesn't seem to try anything new. Sadly, I didn't walk away smiling. 

Thursday, January 19, 2023

147) Hush - Tales from the Darkside, season 4, episode 18 (1988)

Director

Allen Coulter

Cast
Nile Lanning - Jennifer
Eric Jason - Buddy Warren
Bonnie Gallup - Beth Warren


For my 147th review, I have to narrow things down to a specific episode of a TV series. Specifically, it's a horror anthology TV series. 
I'm including an episode of the television show "Tales from the Darkside" really for nostalgic sake.
The episode "Hush" aired in July 1988 during the final season of "Tales from the Darkside."
I've written about this series before in my review of "Tales from the Darkside: The Movie" back in February.
The show, created by horror legend George Romero, ran for four seasons between 1983 and 1988, with 94 episodes. Four episodes went unaired.
I never watched this series growing up. And as of now, I've only seen just a handful of these episodes. However, sometime back in '88, I happened to catch a particular episode without realizing what program I was watching. Whatever I saw was about an evil vacuum cleaner that went around a house killing anything and anyone that made noise. 
I caught the last 12 or so minutes this segment, and what I saw has stuck with me these last 35 years.
I never forgot it. I guess there's something about deadly cleaning appliances that have a staying power. Over all these years since, I had it in my head that I had seen a movie but didn't know the title. Every once in a while, I turned to the vast nether regions of the internet to find that "movie" about a possessed vacuum cleaner. It turns out I was wrong. No wonder I never could find any results. For a short while, I thought it might have been Wes Craven's 1986 Sci-Fi horror flick "Deadly Friend." Not even close.
Just a few days ago during a moment in which I was at the height of revelry, when nothing horror related was crossing my mind, did my thoughts suddenly turn to this mysterious flick I had seen on television so long ago.
So, I went to Google once again and searched for "horror movie vacuum cleaner kills people." And the result came back with "Hush." I don't recall ever hitting that result before.
I found the episode free online and watched it for the second time in my life, and in its entirety this time. It was like a little victory was achieved. A small gem in the comprehensive ocean of horror content was rediscovered...by me, no less.
The story centers on Jennifer (Nile Lanning) who is hired to babysit a young boy, Buddy (Eric Jason), who's a prodigy and inventor. 
She has babysat Buddy before so they're familiar with each other. 
Being the bright kid that he is, Buddy invents various gadgets including his latest invention, a "noise eater." This latest invention is a vacuum cleaner repurposed to locate noise and extinguish it by sucking the life out of whatever is making noise. What the hell is wrong with you, Buddy?
And he gave it sharp glistening teeth for some reason? 
Another of his inventions accidentally knocks the noise eater controller onto the floor, causing the noise eater to turn on. As the controller makes loud beeping noises, the noise eater sucks the life out of its own controller making the machine unstoppable.
Now, Buddy and Jennifer have to stop his stupid invention before it quiets everything, including them.
The episode is based on a science fiction short story of the same title by Zenna Henderson. I didn't know that until looking more into this segment.
Otherwise, the idea of a noise killing vacuum is imaginative to say the least. Once seen, it can't be unseen.
And that's all this 20-minute segment offers. Like most other TV horror programs, it's a quick horror fix.
I haven't read Henderson's short story but my hats off to her for creating this premise and going with it to the end. A deadly vacuum cleaner is what the horror genre needs!
Funny that I seemed to recall a scene where this vacuum kills a housecat. That doesn't happen, though. Instead, it sucks the life out of a noisy parakeet.
"Tales from the Darkside" is definitely a product of its time. Some stories are memorable, such as this one. Others are loaded with cheese and watered-down horror. It was and still is a way to get a quick scare late in the evening. It's typical prime-time popcorn horror content.
I only mention this particular episode because I was thrilled to find it.

Friday, January 13, 2023

146) Theater of Blood (1973)


Director
Douglas Hickox

Cast
Vincent Price - Edward Lionheart
Diana Rigg - Edwina Lionheart
Michael Hordern - George Maxwell
Dennis Price - Hector Snipe
Arthur Lowe - Horace Sprout
Harry Andrews - Trevor Dickman
Robert Coote - Oliver Larding
Ian Hendry - Peregrine Devlin
Jack Hawkins - Solomon Psaltery
Coral Browne - Chloe Moon
Robert Morley - Meredith Merridew
Milo O'Shea - Inspector Boot

 
I started reviewing horror flicks on this platform back in 2018. Only now do I realize that I haven't reviewed one Vincent Price horror movie. Some horror fan I turned out to be.
I almost reviewed his 1953 classic "House of Wax" but as I didn't finish the film at the time, it didn't get a write-up. So, I need to remedy this, which I'm doing right now.  
There's something truly satisfying at watching Vincent Price act. It seems Price was born for the horror genre. He's one of few actors who not only is superb at his craft. It's evident, too, that Price enjoys each role he's in. At least that's the impression I get. 
So much has been said about him and his horror movie roles. There's really nothing much I could add that hasn't already been said. He's haunting and likeable all at once. 
This is especially true when watching him act out Shakespeare. Seeing him recite lines from Shakespeare plays leaves those lucky to hear him with a feeling of being cultured. For those who haven't yet grasped the know-how of broadening their mind, I recommend starting with watching Vincent Price recite Shakespeare.
I'm not much into old Bill Shakespeare myself. I've read a few of his plays, but only because I was assigned to do so back in high school, and a bit in college. Otherwise, I've never read his works on my own accord. Sorry, Billy. I'm clearly no Shakespeare expert. However, listening to actors, experts, thespians, etc., recite his plays and sonnets, I can't help but catch whiffs of their pretentiousness and self-admiration. To me, it drowns out the emotions and such that Shakespeare wanted to convey. 
Edward Lyonheart (Vincent Price) kills his
critic, Trevor Dickman (Harry Andrews) in "Theater of Blood."
"Theater of Blood" is a golden opportunity for Vincent Price to let his Shakespearean talent shine forth, all while still being the horror icon that he is. 
In this movie, he plays a dejected, humiliated, and disgusted Shakespearean actor named Edward Lionheart. Two years after members of a Theater Critics guild criticize his performances in various plays and choose to award a younger novice actor over him, Lionheart enacts revenge on each of his critics. They mocked and trodden on his genius and talent, after all. 
He begins his killing spree on the Ides of March in true Julius Caesar fashion. 
Lionheart kills each critic, one by one, according to the manner of the Shakespeare play they each lambasted him in. 
Lionheart lures his first victim, George Maxwell (Michael Hordern) to an abandoned warehouse where a group of homeless people attack and kill him similar to Caesar's death in the play "Julius Caesar." 
He later decapitates another critic in his sleep just like Cloton in "Cymbeline."
Before each murder, Lionheart reads them their respective critique of his past performance. And when they die, he recites lines from the play he's reenacting. 
The entire guild thought Lionheart was dead after witnessing him jump off a balcony into the Thames River after he barged in on them while they were holding a get-together in celebration of the same awards ceremony in which they snubbed him. 
What they didn't know is that he survived the fall after a group of "meth drinkers," as the film refers to them, rescued him. 
These vagrants, along with Lionheart's devoted daughter, Edwina (Diana Rigg), aid him in his revenge.
Once investigators, led by Inspector Boot (Milo O' Shea) start putting the pieces behind this string of murders together, Lionheart prepares for his grandest performance. 
Price's Shakespeare is the most convincing recital I've ever heard. I mean that sincerely. 
While the story is half serious and half over-the-top, Price puts a lot of effort, love, and talent into his performance. 
Amidst everything the film offers, it doesn't hold back on the horror. It's effective and truly disturbing as it's supposed to be. 
In one scene, Lionheart dresses as Shylock from "The Merchant of Venice" as he gets revenge on his fourth victim, Trevor Dickman (Harry Andrews). Dickman previously called Lionheart's portrayal of
Diana Rigg, Coral Browne and Vincent Price in "Theater of Blood." 
Shylock "inadequate." 
Just as Shylock sought his pound of flesh as told in Shakespeare's play, so does Lionheart's "inadequate" version of the character hold the steaming (literally) heart, weighing one pound, of Trevor Dickman. He then bows to a non-existing audience within the abandoned theater where he hides out as he hears their applause in his head. 
Price's performance as a conceited character reciting Shakespeare while brooding over old bad reviews, and then take out each of his critics in Shakespearian fashions, has a sense of forbidden pleasure to it. Price has a lot to do in this role. He has to act violent, be compelled by a mixture of pride and humiliation, act comical at times, perform Shakespeare, and be a frightening presence on screen. 
The story drags on a bit as authorities chase Lionheart while he sneaks around in one disguise after another to kill critic after critic, only to burn the abandoned theater down. It's repitious.
Yet, it's comical and truly horrific all at the same time. 
As for the gore, the movie doesn't hold back. 
For me, the most disturbing scene takes place when he attacks his eighth victim, Meredith Merridew (Robert Morley). Lionheart tricks him into eating his own poodles whom he's very attached to. Once Merridew realizes what he's eating, and is appalled at the situation, Lionheart and his crew restrain him and force the meal down his gullet until he chokes and dies, replicating the death of Queen Tamora in "Titus Andronicus." 
The film's stellar cast including Michael Hordern, Milo O' Shea, Robert Morley, Bond girl, Diana Rigg, and Coral Browne whom Price married after the two met on the movie set, compliment his fantastic performance. 
I recognized English actor Michael Hordern from his role as Jacob Marley in the 1951 movie "A Christmas Carol" with Alastair Sim.
I also recognized Robert Morley from his cameo in "The Great Muppet Caper."  
"Theater of Blood" is classic Vincent Price. If I had to pick my top three favorite movies of his, this would be one of them. This is certainly fun to watch. 

Monday, January 2, 2023

145) Krampus (2015)

"Like he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish. Not to give, but to take."

Director
Michael Dougherty

Cast
Emjay Anthony - Max Engel
Adam Scott - Tom Engel
Toni Collette - Sarah Engel
Stefania LaVie Owen - Beth Engel
David Koechner - Howard
Allison Tolman - Linda
Conchata Ferrell - Aunt Dorothy
Krista Stadler - Grandma "Omi"


(Spoilers ahead!🎄) 

Krampus, the goat-demon monster who shadows Santa Claus and punishes naughty children at Christmas time, seems to have intruded into our pop culture rather suddenly. Now, he's becoming just as commonplace as the Coke-drinking jolly ol' elf himself. 
I've seen a few public events this Christmas season in which people were welcomed to get their picture with Krampus instead of Santa. 
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, Krampus's origins is thought to have begun with pagan rituals surrounding the winter solstice.
The Encyclopedia claims, "According to legend, he is the son of Hel, the Norse god of the underworld. With the spread of Christianity, Krampus became associated with Christmas—despite efforts by the Catholic Church to ban him. The creature and St. Nicholas are said to arrive on the evening of December 5." That's the night before the Feast of St. Nicholas.
Now, in the last 10 or so years, Krampus has been the subject of several horror movies - "Krampus: The Christmas Devil" (2013), "Krampus: The Reckoning" (2015), "Krampus: The Devil Returns" (2016), "Krampus Unleashed" (2016), and "Mother Krampus" (2017).
He also has a role in the 2015 holiday horror flick, "A Christmas Horror Story" which I reviewed back in 2019. 
But the one movie that seems to be the most commercially successful is the 2015 film "Krampus" starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, and directed by Michael Dougherty. 
Dougherty, by the way, directed one of my favorite horror anthology films, "Trick 'r Treat" (2007). I can't let a Halloween go by without watching that at least once. 
The story of "Krampus" begins three days before Christmas as seen on the Advent calendar. 
Max Engel (Emjay Anthony) and his generically dysfunctional family - his parents Tom (Adam Scott) and Sarah (Toni Collette), and his older sister Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) - are getting ready for Christmas. Sarah's sister, Linda (Allison Tolman), her husband Howard (David Koechner) and their four kids are coming for the holidays. Unbeknownst to Sarah, they're bringing their crotchety and never satisfied Aunt Dorothy (Conchata Ferrell) over as well. 
Tom's German mother, whom Max calls "Omi" (Krista Stadler) also lives with the Engels. She seems to be the only family member Max can open up to. And she's sympathetic to what he's feeling.
Max still believes in Santa Claus, and probably possesses the most Christmas spirit among his family. He wants to keep the family's holiday traditions going. However, the tension and frustration among his family and relatives are sucking out the spirit in the Engel household. 
During dinner that night, two of his bullying cousins, who call him "Maxi Pad" steal his letter to Santa and read it out loud at the dinner table to humiliate him. 
The face of jolly ol' Krampus.
After Max yells at them, he screams he hates them all, and Christmas too, before running to his room. 
His dad tries to console Max about having an uncaring family, especially during the chaotic holiday season, and gives him back his Santa letter.
But Max rips up the letter and tosses it out the window. 
The pieces twirl in the frigid winter air and, like dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly, float up into the cloudy night sky. 
Soon after, a dark blizzard engulfs the neighborhood. The power goes out, and all signs of life seem to disappear outside. 
Beth is the first to venture outside to check on her boyfriend. Unfortunately, she doesn't return. When Tom and Howard go out to look for her, they realize something much worse than a blizzard is afoot. 
Soon, evil beings in the form of Christmas symbols such as gingerbread men and toys, find their way into the house taking each member of the family one by one. 
While everyone is beside themselves in fear, Omi knows exactly what's going on. Krampus has unleashed his own "helpers" to prepare for his arrival and punish the family for killing the Christmas spirit.
This movie has potential but stumbles too often. Plot points are at the mercy of writing that's weak in too many areas. 
While the story makes an honest effort to utilize the lore of Krampus for the sake of creating something more or less original, the movie ends up relying too much on jump scares and ridiculous Christmas themed monsters to provide an easy and cheap fright for the audience. 
Aside from the evil gingerbread men, there's a ferocious teddy bear, a tree topper angel that attacks everyone in the home, and a child-eating Jack in the Box. These evil minions of Krampus, meant to be a mockery of Christmas (the commercialized part, at least), are more laughable and distracting than scary. Then again, "Krampus" is also labeled a "comedy" on top of being a horror. It shouldn't be though. The comedy seems almost secondary...like an afterthought 
When the film turns to the lore and legend of Krampus to support it, as seen through the grandmother, then it creates a true sinister and unsettling feeling. That's when I enjoyed it most and wanted the story to follow that path much more. 
For Christmas to have an evil and punishing side over and above the coal Santa leaves for naughty children is a subject worth exploring within the horror genre. 
When the grandmother explains what's happening, based on her experience as a child, it's all we get as far as the legend and motivations of Krampus. 
She tells the family, "It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this. It was almost Christmas, but this Christmas was darker, less cheerful. But I still believed in Santa, in magic and miracles, and the hope that we could find joy again. But our village had given up on miracles, and on each other. They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas, the sacrifice of giving, and my family was no different. I tried to help them to believe again, but we were no longer the loving family I remembered. They too had given up. And eventually, so did I. And for the first time, I didn't wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away. A wish I would come to regret. And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard... I got my wish. I knew Saint Nicholas was not coming this year. Instead, it was a much darker, more ancient spirit. The shadow of Saint Nicholas. It was Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish, not to give, but to take. He, and his helpers. I could only listen as they dragged my family into the underworld, knowing that I would be next. But Krampus did not take me that night. He left me, as a reminder of what happens when hope is lost, when belief is forgotten, and the Christmas spirit dies."
This thing eats kids!
Then we're back to evil Christmas decorations.
All the jump scare gimmicks can be tossed out with the stale fruitcake and sour egg nog. 
What was also rather weak was the entire punishment Max and his family endure. The punishment doesn't fit the crime. The others in the house (namely, his cousins) are worse than he is. Max makes a noble effort in the beginning to be joyful and filled with Christmas spirit. While his parents are morons, and his sister is a useless dunce, there is a meager effort on their part as well to make Christmas merry despite the dysfunctionality that arises when the unenthusiastic and truly dimwitted relatives and cynical Aunt Dorothy arrive. 
When his cousins humiliate Max at the dinner table, and his parents nor his aunt and uncle make no effort to stop them, Max is hurt to the core. His innocent and admirable intentions were destroyed. He reacts in anger, and rightly so. He didn't destroy the Christmas spirit, though. It was robbed of him. I get that ripping up his letter to Santa and claiming he hates Christmas wasn't the way to handle the situation. But to be visited by a demon and then punished for eternity seems harsh to me.
Granted, he did take part in a fist fight during a manger scene in the school play in the opening credit scenes. That'll cost you some nice points with Santa for sure. 
Still, despite the Engels blatant imperfections, they make an effort of sorts to make a memorable family Christmas. The mother cooks a wonderful meal and decorates the house for Christmas - something Aunt Dorothy rips on altogether. The dad does try (rather weakly) to tell Max that family is family despite how terrible they may be, and that he should try to love them despite their faults. And his sister tries to discourage him from fighting at the table before telling her cousins to stop tormenting her brother. Meager sparks of Christmas spirit are still there. 
Once Max utters "I hate Christmas" in the midst of his otherwise justifiable anger, well... we can't have that.  
Not only is his family punished by Krampus, but the entire neighborhood is, too! Why? The reason, obviously, is to scare the audience and take the horror outside the Engel home. It's completely unnecessary. The fear and trepidation could be just as effective if the family alone were the ones suffering the wrath of Krampus.  
I suppose the only justification for this neighborhood punishment is the film's opening.
 As the song "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" plays, greedy and cold-hearted consumers charge into a "Mucho Mart," probably for a Black Friday sale, running, fighting and climbing over each other in slow motion to get their covetous hands on material possessions before anyone else does. I suppose, in that regard, the whole neighborhood deserves what they get. Greed is at its worst around the holidays. 
I see what message the story is trying to convey, through Max's family, and through the entire neighborhood after the audience just sat through an opening scene full of indifferent holiday shoppers tearing each other apart without any regard. 
Incidentally, when the grandmother tells of her experience with Krampus, the imagery changes to a unique and creative style of animation. For what it is, it's well done and imaginative. At the same time, it's out of place. It's the only time that happens in the film.
Oddly enough, Omi speaks German throughout the film even though everyone else talks to her in English. When she tells this story of her past, she decides to speak English as if her switch is language is supposed to emphasize the seriousness of the situation, but it's still unusual. 
Toni Collette and Emjay Anthony in "Krampus."
An aspect I did find well written is the mercilessness Krampus has when Max pleads to take back his words so that Krampus will spare his family. 
Krampus looks at young Max and collects a tear that's running down his cheek. But the devil is void of mercy. 
Krampus and his minions laugh at Max. The ground opens to reveal a pit of fire, and he hurls Max down into this hell. The film ends with the family, along with Max, in what appears to be an eternal punishment. 
If the movie had dealt less in the ridiculous jump scares and silly monsters, and contained more Krampus lore mixed with a convincing lack of Holiday spirit - charity, mercy, and empathy - "Krampus" would then possibly be a better film. 
Rather it's a mediocre Christmas horror flick that somehow brought the ancient anti-Christmas demon into the hearts of horror fans everywhere. 
The death of Christmas spirit portrayed in "Krampus" is underwhelming and generic. The weak setup is the result of weak writing. 
The humor works- barely. And the message of how Christmas spirit is lost among our worldly material consumption starts off strong but succumbs to the rather listless story behind Max and his family facing Krampus. It's a scare as underwhelming as finding an orange or walnuts in your stocking on Christmas morning.

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